Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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