exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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