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I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
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