That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
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I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
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Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
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