i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
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