One girl and one boy is just not enough.
i just stumbled downstairs, still drunk, to hug my dad and wish him a happy fathers day
but fathers day is next sunday
i realized that after i threw up on his bare feet
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
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The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
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I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
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