I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
Why did my mother make you get naked?
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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