You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
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