Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
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