Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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