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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
Where'd you go last night?
Don't EVER let me photobomb a group of lesbians again. They made me their "straight mascot" and I ended up singing Donna summer tunes for beers at their apartment complex.
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
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