Just saw a squirrel crossing the road in a crosswalk..my morning has improved exponentially.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
One of my students in my 8am class brought me a Tim Hortons cup with a bloody Mary in it. Clearly, I didn't manage to look not drunk when I ran into him at Denny's at 4am. Who decided to let me teach?
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
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