i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
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