Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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