u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
i wish my penis had a tongue
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
His wife just cheated on him for the third time. I'm his first extra-marital fling, that makes it ok, right? You know to keep karma balanced in the universe
Your logic is flawless...
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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