found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
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I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
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I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
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