just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
Eye surgery went well. Just can't believe it took getting lasers through my eyes to temporarily stop the vivid sex dreams I was having
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
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