I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
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