Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
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He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
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I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
Boobs are out for the taking
How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
I'm going to write a new song and call it "Did I wax my vagina for this?" remind me to never go across the country for a penis ever again.
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
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