So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
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I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
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I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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