i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
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im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
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I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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