Its about making memories worth repressing
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
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You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
I know you're on vacation but you should know I just walk of shamed through a hotel lobby while leaving a threesome on Friday the 13th. Fuck superstition, I win.
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
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Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
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