i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
I'm going to text my booty call and tell him nevermind, that I got the job finished by myself. That will teach him to text back faster.
This lesson is brought you by a psychology class.
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
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