I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
We need to get me chipped asap
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
Randomize
