i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
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Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
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She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
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