I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
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my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
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Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
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