Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
I cant believe that bitch gave me herpes. she said those bumps were just a part of the natural landscape
wait, did she really refer to her vagina as a landscape?
why are you more concerned about her word choice than the fact that I HAVE FUCKING HERPES
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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