Dude, you need to talk to your mom
wtf?
She just called and asked if i would be part of the intervention she's planning for you
FYI... At my funeral, it will be your job to throw yourself dramatically onto my casket.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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