1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
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And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
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That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
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