It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
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Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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