Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
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my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
Thanks for the hickies, asshole. I make my living as a fitness instructor. It's gonna look reeeeeeal weird if I have to wear a scarf while teaching Zumba all week.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
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