erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
when i told him i was pregnant with his baby he texted me 'congradulations'
i pity the fetus.
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
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