Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
My roommate didn't flush after her miscarriage. Time to drink myself blind. I need you for moral support. Or so I don't have to drunkenly cry alone anymore. Whatever, help.
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they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
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I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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