I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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