i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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