Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
He has the fingertips of a God
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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