I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
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