doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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