How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
Dad, is it in any way illegal for me to run around throwing handfuls of lucky charms at people tomorrow?
you're kidding right?
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
You left me a message at 3am crying because you just found out there's a Paddington Bear statue in Peru.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
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