I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
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I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
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So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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