Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
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