My boss' voice literally gives me gas
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
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Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
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Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
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