I can't breathe out the right side of my face
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
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I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
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Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
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