Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room
I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
Randomize
