Dude, no joke... I lost my wedding ring in some skank last night
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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