I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
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I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
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Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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