I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
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My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
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It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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