I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I just woke up in the back of his van. Bring me a sunkist.
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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