it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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