how the fuck am i supposed to make breakfast with spaghettios and mustard
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
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Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
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I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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