Me too!
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
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okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
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Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
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