4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
I just woke up surrounded in unopened snacks
I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
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