I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
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