Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
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I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
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Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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